Apparently, a “satanic vampire” is threatening to impale G. W. Bush…
…if he becomes president. That’s right, he’s running for president. Yeah, I did a double take when I read that, too. He also apparently ran for governor of Minnesota a little over a year ago before being jailed briefly for stalking. He’s out and about now, and is back to casting spells and placing curses.
It would be really awesome if this were just a joke, but sadly, it isn’t. I’m not sure if this guy is genuinely crazy, or just really deluded. Of course, either way, nothing changes the fact that it’s absolutely hilarious.
I suppose this is all very understandable. Vampires are way cool, and what’s more hip these days than threttening to impale the president?
I wish I was that cool. How many vampires do you know who talk into their cell phone like it’s some kind of futuristic Star Trek-esque communications device? I’ll tell you how many: 0.
